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Brains and Beer

Despite television’s reputation as the “idiot box,” you can find some pretty clever stuff floating through the airwaves.


Despite television’s reputation as the “idiot box,” you can find some pretty clever stuff floating through the airwaves. Case in point, Cliff chatting to Norm at the bar on “Cheers”:

“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” IM

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